Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam

Hello, unknown viewer of random obscure websites. My name is Mike, and I'm about to knock your socks off. Not really, I mean, it's okay to take your shoes off if that'll make you more comfortable. I am creating a website for a class. So far it is pretty fun. I am supposed to use this first paragraph to introduce myself. As you can probably already tell, I am a little wordy. This is because I am an English major, editing minor. I am pretty close to graduating from Brigham Young University. I'll see if I can change this picture of me since it is about three years old, but you probably could care less. I am married to a beautiful redhead and have been so for two years. My wife and I have a 6-month-old son who happens to be the cutest baby in the world. Other than that, there's not much else I can say about myself.

As far back as I can remember, I mean, literally, I was a Sunbeam, not literally. I must have been three years old, unless I was so retarded that they decided to hold me back in Sunday School. Maybe I wasn't retarded; maybe I was only a little too atheistic for the poor ladies to handle. Nah, I was a good Sunbeam. I shouted the refraim of the song louder than anyone else. "A sun-BEAM!!! A sun-BEAM!!!! Jesus wants me for a sun-BEAM!!!!"

Friends:

• Brian McClellan
• Sean Johnson
• Melissa Wells
• Pat Madden

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